Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Anak Abah..

Although i'm proud to say that i'm more of anak mak (can read from my previous blog), sometimes i do become anak manja abah...
Last Sunday, as I finished talking to mak, abah came to the phone.... (abah usually talks to me kalau ada hal aje... was it because i forgot to wish him Happy Father`s Day??)
Hello....

Hello bah... sihat ke?? Batuk dah ok? (suspicious tahap maksima ni tapi kena la control)

Ok dah...

Apasal abah? (tapping my fingers... abah nak claim hutang dia ke.... yes, abah is my certified, interest free ALONG)
Have you checked the car? (had some problems with the fuel gauge indicator.... biasala proton kan-dalam nada yang paling sarcastic... no, proton savvy is NOT savvy to me)
Belum.... ingat nak check bila balik sana nanti.
Tahu tak road-tax dah mati?
Aiyaakkkkkk.... dah mati ke*tepuk dahi*..... laaaaa tak perasaannnn.... Ingatkan bulan Julai. Apasal AAM tak remind aahhh?? Selalu tu kan dia remind a month beforehand (%#$% AAM!!!!)
Tu la.... benda macam tu pun tak perasan. Nanti kena tangkap polis kena denda RM300 tau....
Ye ke bah?? Aisey..... takpe la nanti buat kat pos ofis je.... errrr boleh kan.... tak yah gi JPJ kan? kan? kan??? (I have never ever renewed the road tax since i bought my first car in 1998)
Nak renew macam mana... geran kan ada kat abah.
Eh.... ada kat abah yek?? (astaga.... hopelessnyaaa aku bab-bab ni)
Lesen kereta mati Feb tahun depan tau...
Ehhhh.... renew 3 tahun la baahhh.... bila pulak tahun depan.... lambat lagi tu (dengan penuh confidentnya)
Cuba check....
(bukak purse check) eeekkkk eellleeehhhh.... betul la abah. Ingatkan lambat lagiiiiii...
Isssshhhh cam mana ni....
Berapa kena bayar ni bah?? Road tax dengan insurans ni??
Insurans RM800+, Road tax RM200+...
Seribu la tu..... errrmmm errmmmm (cuba lawaskan tekak yang tetiba je rasa tercekik)... Bah.... tolong bayarkan dulu ya, nanti ada duit orang bank in kay??? (dengan penuh rasa tak malu. At that moment, the feelings of an independent, working, self-sufficient single woman, totally went down the drain)
Ye la.... dah tu macam mana nak drive?
Abah tolong pos lajukan road tax tu bleh??
Hmmmm.... (meaning: kurang asam betul punya anak, dah tua bangka pun tak habis-habis nak menyusahkan aku)
Ok bah...

Hung up. Went to the wall, and bang head over and over again.....

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