An Interview With The Vampire..
Some people call it lovebite, or gigitan berahi (direct translation maaaa…). Some call it a hickie.
A friend of mine, Z, is a isteri mithali of sort. I have mentioned about her couple of times in my previous blog (sapa nak tau, pi la cari sendiri ye… me tak reti nak link-link ni). Having an attention seeker husband can be tiring. Kena belai, kena kasi attention, kena layan… anak tolak ke tepi dulu. Pantang lepa sikit, terus jatuh chenta kat awek lain. Unfortunately, her husband is like that. So, dia pun pantang la kalau husband call je, macam lipas kudung kena balik, even when she’s having a discussion or study group with us.
So, cerita ni bukan la sebab me jaki kat orang dah berumahtangga ni. Tapi something yang membuat me heran dan terfikir sekejap (macam la takde benda lain yang berfaedah nak fikir kan?) Lantak la…. My blog wwuutttt!!!!
Me and 4 other gals including her stayed in one of our colleague’s family vacation house when we attended a seminar at Kota Bharu recently. Malam tu semua la menayang baju kelawar masing-masing. Baju kelawar or kaftan ni kira baju tidur nasional wanita di Malaysia la kan? Anyways, masa tengah nak dinner, tiba-tiba je me terpandang kat tengkuk dia.
UIKSS?? UYYOOOOOOO!!!!!! (dalam hati la…)
Kalau orang dah kahwin ada hickie kat tengkuk tu, biasa la kan. Orang yang belum kawin ada hickies pun, orang tutup mata je sekarang ni. My fren si Z ni pun, memang on and off ada hickie kat tengkuk dia. Especially kalau hari ni dia gaduh dengan hubby dia, esok siap la ada hickie tanda dah reconcile balik.
Tapi kalau dah ada LAPAN….8… (Yeah, I counted, just couldn’t resist myself), bentuk macam one big ring of hickies…. Aiyyoooooo!!!! Kalau dalam medical term… bukan lagi bruise, dah ecchymoses tuuuu!!! Tu belum di sebalik kaftan lagik tuuu. Entah berapa lagi yang ada.… deeeiiii meenaacchiiii!!!
Tapi me yang memang minah cool, buat muka selamba je la kan. Buat-buat tak nampak. Dalam group tu, me sorang je belum kawin. Orang lain pun nampak selamba je. I thought I was overacting. So, dendiam je la kan. Tapi memang la I kept on looking at it. Kekekekeke…
Lepas tu, balik kelambu conversation with my 2 other friends…
H: Mi…. did you notice Z’s neck…
Me: Kekekekeke… yeaahhhh…(fuhhhh… ingatkan I sorang je yang awweeddd by it)
H: Eeeeeewwwwww….. so many!!!!!
Me: Ye la…. Kan separated for 2 days. Buat bekalan la tu agaknye…
M: Still… geli laaaaaaa. Shouldn’t she wear a turtle neck or something? Ni tak, she flaunt it as if it is not obvious. Kalau I, malu la weeeiiii…. I pun berlaki jugak… Sex maniac tul la hubby dia…
H: Kalau I.. hmm… pengsannn… pengsaannnn!!!
Coming from my other married friends, I couldn’t stop laughing….
So yesterday, I met Z again without her tudung as she was about to take her wuduk…
Yep, another huge hickie there….
Lestat had striked again…
A friend of mine, Z, is a isteri mithali of sort. I have mentioned about her couple of times in my previous blog (sapa nak tau, pi la cari sendiri ye… me tak reti nak link-link ni). Having an attention seeker husband can be tiring. Kena belai, kena kasi attention, kena layan… anak tolak ke tepi dulu. Pantang lepa sikit, terus jatuh chenta kat awek lain. Unfortunately, her husband is like that. So, dia pun pantang la kalau husband call je, macam lipas kudung kena balik, even when she’s having a discussion or study group with us.
So, cerita ni bukan la sebab me jaki kat orang dah berumahtangga ni. Tapi something yang membuat me heran dan terfikir sekejap (macam la takde benda lain yang berfaedah nak fikir kan?) Lantak la…. My blog wwuutttt!!!!
Me and 4 other gals including her stayed in one of our colleague’s family vacation house when we attended a seminar at Kota Bharu recently. Malam tu semua la menayang baju kelawar masing-masing. Baju kelawar or kaftan ni kira baju tidur nasional wanita di Malaysia la kan? Anyways, masa tengah nak dinner, tiba-tiba je me terpandang kat tengkuk dia.
UIKSS?? UYYOOOOOOO!!!!!! (dalam hati la…)
Kalau orang dah kahwin ada hickie kat tengkuk tu, biasa la kan. Orang yang belum kawin ada hickies pun, orang tutup mata je sekarang ni. My fren si Z ni pun, memang on and off ada hickie kat tengkuk dia. Especially kalau hari ni dia gaduh dengan hubby dia, esok siap la ada hickie tanda dah reconcile balik.
Tapi kalau dah ada LAPAN….8… (Yeah, I counted, just couldn’t resist myself), bentuk macam one big ring of hickies…. Aiyyoooooo!!!! Kalau dalam medical term… bukan lagi bruise, dah ecchymoses tuuuu!!! Tu belum di sebalik kaftan lagik tuuu. Entah berapa lagi yang ada.… deeeiiii meenaacchiiii!!!
Tapi me yang memang minah cool, buat muka selamba je la kan. Buat-buat tak nampak. Dalam group tu, me sorang je belum kawin. Orang lain pun nampak selamba je. I thought I was overacting. So, dendiam je la kan. Tapi memang la I kept on looking at it. Kekekekeke…
Lepas tu, balik kelambu conversation with my 2 other friends…
H: Mi…. did you notice Z’s neck…
Me: Kekekekeke… yeaahhhh…(fuhhhh… ingatkan I sorang je yang awweeddd by it)
H: Eeeeeewwwwww….. so many!!!!!
Me: Ye la…. Kan separated for 2 days. Buat bekalan la tu agaknye…
M: Still… geli laaaaaaa. Shouldn’t she wear a turtle neck or something? Ni tak, she flaunt it as if it is not obvious. Kalau I, malu la weeeiiii…. I pun berlaki jugak… Sex maniac tul la hubby dia…
H: Kalau I.. hmm… pengsannn… pengsaannnn!!!
Coming from my other married friends, I couldn’t stop laughing….
So yesterday, I met Z again without her tudung as she was about to take her wuduk…
Yep, another huge hickie there….
Lestat had striked again…
posted by marina at 9:01 PM
