Agensi Mencari Jodoh..

I can’t believe what Abah did. I know it was out of pure love for me… but maaaannnn… I just can’t believe it came from Abah. Maybe Mak….. but Abah??? Maaannnn….

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My sister gave me a letter when she came by on Tuesday…. My name was on the envelope, but hmmm….. funny I thought, it was not my full name….

I opened the letter….

CALON BERKENAN DI HATI MAJALAH CE***N

Merujuk kepada perkara di atas, pihak kami menerima borang permohonan Encik/Cik untuk memilih peserta kelab Khidmat Membina Masjid.

Say whaaattt???

Borang calon dicari:
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My particulars were there!!! And my signature?? Abah forged my signature!!!!

Calon berkenan di hati: No KMM 3**

Abah chose a guy for me?? This is weirder than that reality tv programme where a bunch of kids look for a woman for their dad….

Nama: *****
Umur: 39
Warna Kulit: Sawo Matang
Tinggi: 169cm
Pekerjaan: Pengurus (MBA) <-- siap ada tulis mba lagikkkkk..
Status: Bujang/teruna <-- teruna?? Biar betul…. At 39???

Butir-butir calon dicari:
Umur: 23-32 <-- another year and I would have missed the boat aye Captain??
Status: Dara, bertudung, kulit putih
Pekerjaan: Siswazah/masters <-- Masteerrsssssss wa cakaap luuu… high tastenyaaa!!!!…. Naïve ke ape entah la. Don`t guys know that having intelligent, independent wife gives them more headaches?? Nak reason out things la… nak convince her to do this and that la…

Yeah, there was a picture too.

I almost threw the letter away when I first saw it. Almost forgotten all about it, until Abah called tonight…. Asking me to reconsider….

I thought I’ve asked Mak to tell Abah, I don’t like to be advertised like that. Don’t have to stoop THAT low. I am no desperado okay!! I still have my dignity and ego, whatever is left of it now. I am sure Abah paid some kind of fees. He denied it but I saw the postal order numbers.

Maannn…oohhhh maaannnn….

Somebody shoot meeee....... nowwww!!...... Puhhlleeezzzzz!!!!!