Jalan-jalan (part 1)...
Recently, I went to Kota Kinabalu to attend a Malaysia-Singapore conference. The registration was free, since I am a society member (no.. not Klu Klux Klan, okkkk….). The accommodation at Pacific Sutera Harbour was fully sponsored. I only had to pay for the MAS flight tickets (tak kuasa nak naik Air Asia). Economy class je la kan. Itu pun ambik yang supersaver.
But during the journey back, I was given a business class seat. Why??
1. Because I made a pitiful puppy-got-lost face
2. Because I threw a tantrum, golek2 on the airport floor, kicking and screaming and tarik2 rambut
3. Because I flirted with the captain and did the poco poco dance with him
4. Because I am pretty and irresistible
5. Because I am a doctor
6. Because I did a striptease in front of the ticketing male officer
7. Because economy class was full
8. As a courtesy to gomen officers like me
9. Because they were scared shit when I told them a very gruesome story on how I korek bijik mata orang
10. Because they just felt like it
11. Because I deserve it
12. Because I smell like a pussy
Please choose one of the above. If you know me, you’ll know which answer is correct…
But during the journey back, I was given a business class seat. Why??
1. Because I made a pitiful puppy-got-lost face
2. Because I threw a tantrum, golek2 on the airport floor, kicking and screaming and tarik2 rambut
3. Because I flirted with the captain and did the poco poco dance with him
4. Because I am pretty and irresistible
5. Because I am a doctor
6. Because I did a striptease in front of the ticketing male officer
7. Because economy class was full
8. As a courtesy to gomen officers like me
9. Because they were scared shit when I told them a very gruesome story on how I korek bijik mata orang
10. Because they just felt like it
11. Because I deserve it
12. Because I smell like a pussy
Please choose one of the above. If you know me, you’ll know which answer is correct…
posted by marina at 6:36 AM
