My baby youu..... Part 2

Misha was found at my doorstep a little more than a year ago. Like a black, furry fuzzball. But kalau tengok from another angle, a bit like tikus mondok. Not the small house rats tu, but that big tikus mondok yang can grow the size of a cat!!! I have seen one or two…. Very fierce one….

My sister heard some meowing sound which we were both so allergic to. Couldn`t find the cure till this very day. We opened the door and found her staring at us. Her fur was soo bushy, macam long-haired cats yang ada breed, tapi unkempt. Most kittens have unkempt fur until they learn to lick themselves.

Adik: Eeeeiiiiii…… cutenyaaaa. Ayong tengok niiii…..

Me: Mana pi mak dia??? ( perhati kat luar )

Adik: Entah…. Takde pun. Kesian dia, siapa la yang buang ni. Pastu betul-betul depan rumah kita pulak tu???

Me: Ok jugak, boleh jadi member Memeng…. Dua-dua betina.


That night, Misha Omar won the Juara Lagu with that `meneran` song Bunga-bunga Cinta.

Me: Haaaaaaaaaa….. kita kasi nama dia Misha nak??

Adik: Aparaaaa Misha. Jiwangnya…. Tak padan dgn muka dia sebelah hitam, sebelah kuning.

Me: Weeeeiiiiii… suka hati la nak kasi nama apa. Ayong jugak yg kena beli makan dia, pasir dia….

Thus the name….

Misha fell right at home when we took her in. She became Memeng`s partner in crime…. Scratching the sofa…. Climbing the almari …. Took turns jumping on my me while I`m asleep on the sofa…. Chew on my notes…. Terbalikkan tong sampah….. Rebut with memeng to occupy the sejadah when I pray, exactly kat tempat I nak sujud pulak tu. (When they were smaller, memeng likes to bergayut kat telekung I macam tarzan masa I solat. Now dah too heavy…..)

Although Misha is the smallest of the three, and the most manja….. she is also the most garang . Cannot play-play with her. Even the vet said so after her operation (both misha and memeng have been neutered). Aiyoooo… this cat is the so the very garang one laaa (like her momma la sometimes kekekekeke).

Misha reached puberty around 6 months old. At that time, my house dah turned into cats brothel. Adeeeiiiiii…. Got so many male cats mengaukkk aukkk outside. Soooo noisy. And misha also so menggatal duk tergolek2 belakang pintu. Dunno how but tetiba je dah bunting. Nasib baik Memeng pekak. Kalau tak dia pun duk sekali mengaukk aukkk…..

Hmmm…. Misha ni quite small. Dalam 3.4kg le gitu. Ala-ala berat baby baru lahir yg ideal la. Masa dia pregnant, kejap2 baring. Bawak budak la katakan… She liked to sleep in the bathroom. Panas kut…. Orang pregnant memang badan panas…. Agaknye la, me don`t have the experience (although pernah la menyambut beberapa puluh baby during my training years). Due to her pint size, I agak ni paling banyak pun 3 je baby dia….. tup..tup… 5 you…. Masyaallah. Dah la yg first tu I yg kena tarik, coz dia tak reti nak push out… Two of her babies died due to illness, 2 lagi was given away. And tinggal satu with my dad, seekor jantan yg gay called Nino.

Yesterday, Misha gone AWOL. Letih me mencari for 2 days. Habis rata semua blok I round. She came back at 12.25am last night…. It was raining heavily and she came home all wet and dirty. Penuh air hitam kat kaki dia. Jatuh longkang ke ape entah? I had a feeling she hid in the longkang and finally had to get out when it started raining. Patut la I tak jumpa dia…. Masa nak basuh kaki dia, habis keluar semua kuku and taring. Nasib baik tak kena scratch. Towelled her dry and she slept on the carpet in my room.

Misha ni hobi dia suka jilat2 bulu and control anggun and ayu all the time… Wonder where she got that trait from (*wink wink*) kekekekekekeke….


I`mmmmm too sexy for my mommaaa... too sexy for my momma.... too sexxxyyy yeaahhh... ( Misha aka Twoface.... The black patch divides her face exactly into two. Freak of nature?? or the perfect coordination of genetic assembly??)